AI 3/17

I want to say that on today's playbacks Michael was even more boring then I thought before.
?? Why does everyone hate on Anoop. I heard around the office last that no one cares for him. They like Danny. He is ok, just OK.
Are they lip singing? No one seemed to be singing tonight!!! Yeap they are lip singing. When they did a Megan close up you could tell. I think if you are going to lip sing you should have to announce it. At least do so more dancing.
One of the best ford music video yet... cheesy but good.
That was pretty cool to see the farewell dinner. Wow Alexis still looks like Dolly... looks it is a boobies!!
I hate the "How hard is it to be away from your family?" Why do they ask that!! Of course
1. Danny - Of course safe.
2. Lil - I am not sure... She does deserve another chance.
3. Anoop - Better be safe. WOW u do like him, you really really like him!!
4. Allison - Safe of course. WHAT!! Why is she in the bottom 3?!
5. Michael - What personality? Going home.
6. Scott - Still enough bad singers to stay. See.
7. Megan - ?? not sure. I think safe.
8. Matt - Safe. I didn't care for it.
9. Chris - Safe.
10. Alexis - Safe. WOW!!
11. Adam - Bottom 3 I bet. WOW!! I did not see this coming.
Brad Paisley he is good. God Ryan is short.
Allison is going back to sit. Waiting, waiting, see she is staying. Michael is so going home. Sorry.
I luv Carrie. She is totally a great Idol. I still luv my Kelly, but Carrie is 2nd. BAD OUTFIT!! She is roking it but what the hell is on her waist? I have always loved Randy's voice. Very original country. Very pretty. Oh I love her shoes. That was one of the best guest appearances on Idol!!
Ok here we go. Ryan please don't ask Paula anything. Let us get thru the last 7 minutes.
WHAT!! That is so wrong!! Why is he going thru. She did better but this was a bad choice. How can they save her on a tour? Then it will be the top 11... here we go... OMG this is going to suck because we are stuck with Scott and Michael...
Gibbles out!!

American Idol 3/17/09

How old is Randy Travis?? OMG he is only 49 yrs. He really looks like he is 80 years. Ok let's jump in...
1. Michael - I missed him but in the recap I noticed he seemed as boring as usually. He seems like a wet towel to me...
2. Allison - AWESOME!! So very Miley Cyrusish. I think she needs to take this week & use it to her advantage.
3. Kris - Good ballad. That's about it.
4. Lil Rounds - She sucked the big one. I understand she wanted to do a county song. BUT THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF COUNTRY SONGS!! What about a Dixie chicks, Taylor Swift, Sheryl Crow (she does have some songs that are classified as countryish)
5. Adam - Ok I loved it for my taste. It was very Love Guru, Twilight ish. But to be honest that was very disrespectful of the country week. I totally agree with Randy (dog not Travis).
6. Scott - SHUT UP PAULA!! I will tell you what I think. I think he doesn't choose songs that are up beat enough. I think the judges are being safe!! Just tell him... sing something that is not a ballad. maybe he should sing Meatloaf. How about an obvious choice and pick Ray charlesish songs or maybe a John Mayerish songs.
7. Alexis - OK I hope she rocks it cuz I love this song... lil 2 fast. That dress looked to big for her. OMG she totally does look like Dolly. I like her version but I do the miss the high pitches in the original & the White Stripes verse. Randy got it. Good job Kara.
8. Danny - I usually think he can at least sing. This week was so boring. Actually Kara it was more like "The beginning was boring & half way thru it was like here comes Danny, here comes Danny, Where the F&%k did Danny go!!" Simon were you listening to the same song as I was listening to. Jacket is horrible. Where are his friends to say "NO DON'T WEAR THAT."
9. Anoop - There was a couple of pitchy problems which actually enhanced it. That gave me goosebumps. Perfect song choice. Ok he did so good he made Simon go cheesy.
10. Megan - She was better then last week. But I still hated it. Ok she was sick. I will let her be then. I will say her DRESS WAS ROCKIN!! Simon every girl wants to look like she is going to the prom.
11. Matt -
Looks like the guy from "I love u man" Jason Segal heehee. Ok, This was ok. Just ok. Not good not bad. I just don't see him going farther then 2 more weeks. Ok he was better then Michael, Scott and Lil.

I want to say that they did a very good job this week. I am enjoying Idol again!! Thanks!
Gibbles out!!

AI Results 3/11

I am not ready for tonight. After last night, I really want this to go a little faster.

1. Ryan redeemed himself with tonight's outfit.

2. I am tired of them changing Idol. They totally jumping the shark this season. Soon they are going to have egg races between Kara & Paula for outfits, because I know Paula wore that one too, Kara. Stop stealing her clothes.

Riddle me this batman... Why did they add the new clause? I mean America rejects you, then the judges reject you. Then Ryan makes you watch everything you got to do & what you are going to be missing now that you are going back to your broke uneventful life. Thanks guys!!

I don't like this song by Kayne. I do like the outfit. B doesn't. He is wearing the exact same jean jacket as the infamous ugly outfit picture. She reminds me of the chick in love with Flava flav.

Kelly looks great as always. Yes she wears heavy very well. No I am not going Jessica Simpson. (BTY, Jessica didn't look horrible, it was a horrible outfit!!! That belt was nasty!! The jeans were a hideous cut, everything was wrong.) Kelly has always been the original & BEST Idol. I mean perfect songs, good messages, great body type. She is still able to give me goosebumps. She sounds awesome on stage!! OK I am done.

Ok let's go over the bottom contestants:
1. Jasmine vs. Megan - Jasmine has a beautiful face, very commercial, strong voice, she gets up on a stage & you wait for it, wait for it AANNNDD she is done. You feel very that's it. Then there is Megan. Pretty face, almost angelic and there starts the problem. If you have ever met a perfect person, you will find yourself wanting to bash their head in. Let's not forget the nanny last year. We revisited her earlier in the season. Her name has been banished from my house. But Megan has a tattoo so you say "How she not so perfect. I want to like her. I want to enjoy her wonderful voice." She does have a wonderful voice. But there is something in it, that once again makes me want to beat her about the face. Then she sang that song. This was a hard/easy call. Hard cause I couldn't pick between the 2. Easy cause you wouldn't lose either way.
2. Anoop vs. Jorge - Anoop you SANG BEAT IT!! Fin. Jorge you sang an undecipherable verse of an MJ song. you might as well pee'd on the flag. Sorry you got to go!!
And so do I... Gibbles out!!

American Idol 3/9/9

OK I just got here (sick kid) but let's jump right:

1. What is up with Paula's face. Does she have mumps? She seems glazed as always.
2. Ryan, my dad had that tie. U lose hottie points for it. Sorry.
3. Kara 2 things. A. STOP stealing Paula's wardrobe. I swear Paula has worn that. B. That neck makes your head look too little. I personally think u & Ryan should hook up. At least mate & make a new race of hot people.
OK contestants.

I missed the first couple so I will start with who I saw...
1. Michael - 27 yrs. Jasper, TX - OK he is sweet. Nice cute family. I can not stand how boring his personality is. You know that really nice boyfriend that just hangs on every word you say. You know how bored you get, that is how I feel after watching him sing.
2. Jasmine - 16 yrs. Starkville, MS - Ok I did know what to write... That kinda sums it up. She has a good face but can she hold up against the big guys?
3. Chris - 23 yrs. Conway, AR - When did he join the show!! Talk about forgettable. This is the first time I've seen him. He is a good singer. The guitar was Hooke!! He is cute in the face, little short for me. I mean he even looks short.
4. Alison - 16 yrs. LA, CA - She is so cute. I like her look, her voice. Ok the problem, after about 3 songs voices like hers start to grant your nerves. Trust me unless she picks better songs, she will be forgotten. Or at least I hope so for my nerves.
5. Anoop - 21 yrs. Chapel Hill, NC - Great personality, would be a great role model. HE SANG BEAT IT!! WHY!! Where is his friends to say "No don't sing that!!" I hope he goes through again & he sings something that actually uses his voice. Anoop, if you want to sing karaoke please go after the show.

6. Jorge - 20 yrs. Carolina, PR - This is the song Anoop should have sang. This is how Michael (from Texas not MJ) should act to give him some emotions and more 3 dimensional.

7. Megan - 23 yrs. Sandy, UT - Ok I got misty eyed, until she started singing. She looked hot in the red dress. I HATED THIS SONG!! Ok it was different. The whole performance was very CAH-CAH!!

8. Adam - 27 yrs. LA, CA - B4 he starts, I really like him. Ok here he goes. Good song. Nice package : His face is a little odd to me. sometimes he is hot, then he kinda looks like the guy off of Partridge Family, David Cassidy. I am not that old, my mom had the hots for him.

(SIT DOWN PAULA!!) Awesome rendition. Good camera working.

9. Matt - 23 yrs. Kalamazoo, MI - Very Micheal McDonald. Remember the scenes in 40 year old Virgin when Paul Rudd threatens Jane Lynch that if she continues play the Micheal Mcdonald cd he is going to nut out... I kinda had the same sentiment here.

10. Alexis - 21 yrs. Memphis, TN - She can totally sing. The song was OK but just OK. She reminds me of the baby of Anne Heche & Patricia Arquette. The end note was VERY BAD!! & looked like she scared herself. You know when little ankle biters bark & seems like they forgot they barked & seem very scared.

I do want to say that they always make everyone look good in playback. OK almost everyone... It does show us that no one has a voice like MJ.

Gibbles Out.

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Wildcard

Ok let's start with Paula... Please don't take the pills till after you leave the building. Ok guys you make us watch 2 hours of horrible singing, then you make us watch Paula melt on stage. Simon, I will go to court to testify that you were assaulted!!
OK now Tatiana. She can sing, I am serious she totally can see. But this is American Idol, do we want girls running around mimicking her? Sybil didn't have as many personalities. Second was it just me or didn't she put on TONS OF WEIGHT!! maybe it was all of the sequins seemed to have put 50 lbs on each leg. OMG then the whole "I am not leaving!! I am going to stand here at the podium until you let me thru." I think I would be watching her.

I LOVE ANOOP!! I usually always agree with Simon. This time I don't... he ROCKED IT!! Singing Bobby Brown. Come on. Who picks Bobby. Ok Whitney did but after the whole "dig poop out of my butt..." He kinda lost some points with me.
Oh yes... Ryan, baby boy, PLEASE, PLEASE do not wear that outfit again. It is to 70's, Saturday Night fever for me.
I do want to say I luv Megan!! She is awesome. Maybe not for Idol. I didn't like her makeup tonight. She was Marilyn Manson.
1st pick: YES
2nd pick: YES
Heehee Ryan said "STOOL"!!
3rd pick: NO
OMG MY ANOOP MADE IT!! I was pissed for a second. I was going to write nasty things but I was happily surprised...
OK now on to my favorite chef... Ramsey's accent is hot.

American Idol 3/3/09

Tracy Chapman, ABBA, MEAT M&*%$RF@#KIN LOAF!! OK I do have that song on my Zune right now. I am totally serious I have Meatloaf on my Zune... This is the most beautiful love song of all time.

But why would you sit there & say "I can sing well enough to beat out 100 of 1,000s of contestant, I know I will sing the most unknown (for a reason) ABBA song." Yes that's what the f*&k.

OK I can't sing at all. Ok that is a lie I can sing to my daughter, but she asks me to stop sometimes too.
How many people have sung Alicia Keyes on Idol? I am not sure I googled then my ADD kicked in & got bored... OK What was up with the band tonight... the horrible singers are sounding better then the band. Don;t get me wrong, I AM A BAND LOVER!! But not so good tonight.
I mainly wanted an excuse to look up the meatloaf video.
Oh did you see the terror in Simon's eyes when Ryan was putting the beautiful sparkly headband on? Really would YOU want random people's headbands on? I know the judges, producers, etc want you to think that everyone is a BIG family, but this is not true. RYAN THAT IS NASTY.
OK now the weekly things I say during Idol.
1. Ok Ryan is hot... It is the whole Alfie thing. Ok I am done.
2. Paula shut up. They need to put a 5 second on her mouth. Like she can keep talking but it has to go thru a filter. Anything not applicable then you hear the song "Rush".
3. 2 hours. Come on I LOVE my idol & I will kinda watch. I think this is the last week at 2 hours. Please remember we don't like change.
4. I love the Tina Mcbride song but after Pickler I CAN NOT do another "I am from the south & will twang you to death!!!
5. I love Simon 95% off the time. The black shirts, the horribly worsening British accents & the lovely looks pasted between Simone & Ryan. Oh sorry that is my own fantasy..
I do have piece of advice for all of these people that are not use being up on a stage. Go to a high school beauty pageant. Watch the girls when they sing. They get so into the song sometimes they forgot they are not standing in a shower or sing for her family at grandma's 80th bday party.
Stage presents is alot on TV. It is actually fun that there is a shoe (heehee I meant SHOW!!) on TV to find a star that is mainly going to be on the radio!!
In conclusion I can not wait till we go back to the real idol. 1 hour shows & then 1/2 hour result show.